“Imagine you’re falling off a cliff and all you’ve got is a rope to save yourself. At the top of the cliff there’s a CMU graduate and an MIT graduate. Which do you throw the rope to?”
“The MIT graduate.”
“The MIT graduate!!? Why?”
“I’m probably going fast enough to yank him off the cliff.”
— Steve Gifford
Excerpts from official.cmu-policy
13-Jul-94 EH&S: Prenatal Radiation by University Policy Office
13-Jul-94 EH&S: Prenatal Radiation by University Policy Office
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