No, you don’t understand. I remember the Seventies — clearly. They sucked! … The only good thing that came out of the Seventies was sex, and I was too young. And I’m pissed!
— Stork (Dave Zabowski)
You have to understand, he spells “anal–retentive” with an en-dash.
— Stork (Dave Zabowski)
I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here’s why: it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father.
— Frank Zappa
… “fire” does not matter, “earth” and “air” and “water” do not matter. “I” do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him. He looks upon the great transformations of the world, but he does not see them as they were seen when man looked upon reality for the first time. Their names come to his lips and he smiles as he tastes them, thinking he knows them in the naming.
— Roger Zelazny, Lord of Light
Dear DEC:
Sending me the README from the patch is not going to fix my problem. It will only anger me. Much like waving a steak just out of reach of a hungry bear.
Yer buddy,
jim
— Jim Zelenka
Damn, lotsa places in Pgh want AS/400 programmers.
Paying a lot, too.
Too bad I’d rather eat a live cow than work on a 400 again.
— Jim Zelenka