Tell me, O Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I’d call me us.

— Ogden Nash

Jeepers, he holds the world’s fate in his hands and he can’t drive a stick!

— Mike Nelson (MST3K)

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

— Baron Munchausen (John Neville), The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it, but degenerated into a vice.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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This is an excerpt from my quote file. Things that I've found inspirational, profound, food for thought, but most of all, funny.

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