Computers, Friends, Former QotITP

What I need is a two-way pager and a cron job waiting to send my resignation …
“Do you want to quit today? [Y|n]”

— Salim Virji

Date Added: Jul 23, 1998

I don’t network for jobs, I network for meals …

— Salim M. Virji (on a “re-employment” seminar)


… the internet is a hairy reminder of how utterly mundane everyone’s weirdness really is …

— Salim Virji

Date Added: Apr 29, 2008

It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.

— Voltaire


If God made us in his image, we have certainly returned the compliment.

— Voltaire


A witty saying proves nothing.

— Voltaire

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This is an excerpt from my quote file. Things that I've found inspirational, profound, food for thought, but most of all, funny.

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