“Imagine you’re falling off a cliff and all you’ve got is a rope to save yourself. At the top of the cliff there’s a CMU graduate and an MIT graduate. Which do you throw the rope to?”
“The MIT graduate.”
“The MIT graduate!!? Why?”
“I’m probably going fast enough to yank him off the cliff.”
— Steve Gifford
No, I meant there could be more in Pgh … once I move to Cali, I intend to get me one of them there trees that grow blondes for my front yard …
— Mav (Chris Holly)
Excerpts from official.cmu-policy
13-Jul-94 EH&S: Prenatal Radiation by University Policy Office
13-Jul-94 EH&S: Prenatal Radiation by University Policy Office
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Did you ever wonder if there’s something terribly wrong with this school?
— Faisal Jawdat
We are the Burgh! Yinz need assimilated!
— Chris Rapier