Tell me, O Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I’d call me us.
— Ogden Nash
Jeepers, he holds the world’s fate in his hands and he can’t drive a stick!
— Mike Nelson (MST3K)
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
— Baron Munchausen (John Neville), The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it, but degenerated into a vice.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
— Friedrich Nietzsche