Do you think it’s a coincidence that insurance companies ask people if they do the sorts of stuff we do?

— Mike Mengason (after a discussion of cavern diving and ice climbing)


Erik’s Law of non-Euclidian Short Cuts
A successful trip between points A and B must include travel though all points C through Z.

— Mike Mengason


ErikOgan:
mmm … 802.11a
NeverReadsEmail:
where?
ErikOgan:
just thinking about going wireless
NeverReadsEmail:
get a couch first.
ErikOgan:
damn you. I just don’t know you anymore. ;)
NeverReadsEmail:
dude your couch sucks worse than your lan.
ErikOgan:
;-D rotfl
NeverReadsEmail:
besides, 802.11a isn’t useful to me.

— Erik Ogan and Allison Andrews


Hey, Chet, do we have any kind of policy about primary and secondary [on call personnel] going out together and getting drunk beyond all recognition?

— Primary on-call (me) to Chet Jack

Well, it looks like we will after tonight …

— Hugh Docherty (then secondary)


Well, you could probably do my taxes with a regular expression, but the rest of us still need nested if’s

— Joe Wells

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This is an excerpt from my quote file. Things that I've found inspirational, profound, food for thought, but most of all, funny.

This portion is for the “Narcissistic” category. The complete list can be found here, or via the links below.

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