I have come to the conclusion that there are few problems that cannot be made much better by a sufficient application of Junípero martinis (well, Gibsons really. Pearl onions are yummy!).
Also, I have the bestest sweetie in the entire world. She's smart, and sexy, and she seems to think I'm cool.
And my big, fat, hairy pussy is the cutest thing on four legs. Even if he's a little prick.